Wine lovers -attention!. Anyway, if you reading this I guess you are one of them. Typical scenario: You go shopping, buy wine, come home, and then… you have to keep it somewhere (unless you start drinking it straight away, which we exclude). Here we come with our funny, crazy, and bonkers recommendation for unique wine holders you can buy for yourself, as a gift, or as a piece of furniture in your household. Stay drunk!

1. Drunk Elephant Wine Bottle Holder

drunk elephant wine holder
drunk elephant wine holder

African animals lover must-have. The funny elephant (probably fully drunk) is still strong enough to hold a full bottle of wine. Real friend. Would hold every single wine no matter what brand it is.

Bonkers score: 8/10
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2. Spilled Wine Bottle Holder

spilled wine bottle holder
spilled wine bottle holder

Simple, small, and VERY unique bottle holder. Both versions of white and red wine available. Possibility of nice prank as well. Up to your imagination. Affordable. Now go and buy it. Case closed.

Bonkers score: 6/10
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3. Relentless Chauffeur Wine Holder

relentless chaufair wine holder
relentless chaufair wine holder

Ancient Amazon delivery driver. This guy is so strong, he can hold your wine forever! Try not to be too cruel and drink wine he holds from time to time so he can rest a bit. Despite his skinny body, deep inside he is dedicated to his job. He will never let you down. Goes better with a dark bottle. Perfect as a gift.

Bonkers score: 8/10
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4. Luxury High Heel Wine Holder

high heel wine holder
high heel wine holder

We have a strong suspicion it can be a lost Cinderella’s shoe. Or some designer Louboutin. Or whatever. What’s important – it looks classy, elegant, and luxurious. Worst case scenario it can work as a spare shoe, best – nice looking piece of art. Ok, it’s still just a wine holder but it looks amazing. Did I say it looks amazing? Yes, it looks amazing. All women say it’s amazing.

Bonkers score: 7/10
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5. Elegant Saxophone Wine Holder

saxophone wine holder
saxophone wine holder

Elegant shape, gallant and splendid saxophone holder – the perfect gift for music fans. Sidney Bechet’s favorite one. That’s all you need to know.

Bonkers score: 4/10
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6. Scary Zombie Wine Holder

zombie wine bottle holder
zombie wine bottle holder

That’s how you would look like if you empty too many bottles. This zombie wine holder is a subtle reminder to dose it very wisely. Totally crazy holder, perfect as a gift for all kinds of bonkers!

Bonkers score: 8/10
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7. Outstanding Distant Cousin Of Donkey From Shrek Wine Holder

Donker wine holder
Donker wine holder

Looks disturbingly. Literally, we don’t know what to think about this wine holder. Looks as crazy as it gets. Has craziness in his eyes.
Edit: After a long and deep investigation, it’s party donkey. Took some illegal (allegedly) substances and went totally bonkers! Always cheer everyone around.

Bonkers score: 10/10
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8. Egyptian Cat Wine Holder

Egiptian Cat Wine Holder
Egyptian Cat Wine Holder

Dignified wine protector. “Her name is Bastet, the cat goddess of love and passion, of joy, of women, of pleasure – of all nice things. Ferocious and sensual, this feline deity was loved through most of Egypt’s long history. She was believed to protect the home from evil spirits and diseases, especially those associated with women and children”. When you buy this Egyptian cat wine holder for your woman, you can impress her with this knowledge.

Bonkers score: 7/10
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9. Crazy Weird Monks Wine Holder

crazy monks wine holder
crazy monks wine holder

These 2 crazy monk kids wine holder is something really weird. Even monks are not so powerful and you need two to lift a wine? Not sure if they are allowed to drink (although you do have a drunken master style). We believe they are just beginners and try to smuggle wine into the temple for their Master. Mhm…we don’t know what to think about that. Just another bonkers day in the drunken office.

Bonkers score: 9/10
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10. Floating Wooden Wine Holder

floating wooden wine holder
floating wooden wine holder

The eldest and wisest men on earth still haven’t figured out how on earth it’s floating. It must be magic. Don’t tell me you know how it works. I won’t believe you anyway.

Bonkers score: 4/10
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Which one do you like the most? Which one in your opinion is most bonkers? Leave a comment below!
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