Knock, knock, who’s there? It’s me! That’s the most common answer when we go visit our family and friends while we are waiting to be let in on the doormat. Have you ever seen a funny doormat or just the one coloured boring ones?

Thinking about our homes and the way we change with getting older made me think about people’s approach towards opening the doors in our homes. When we are kids we run to the door whenever we hear someone knocking, racing with our siblings, our parents run behind to see who’s there. As teenagers, we don’t care who is waiting on our doormat unless we are expecting someone. And finally, when we are adults, it’s our responsibility to get the door, no matter what, we either open or pretend we are not in or make our partner do it.

Nowadays, people rarely like to have unannounced visitors, times have changed, we like the comforts of our homes, the freedom of what we wear and we protect our privacy. See Bonkers BonBon’s choice of top 7 funny doormats with hilarious and sarcastic messages to your visitors, let them know the house rules, or warn them before entering. With these funny doormats, you can make them laugh, feel welcomed or make them reconsider their visit 😉

1. Frank Notice – Hold On We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants Doormat

Frank Notice Hold On Were Probably Not Wearing Pants Doormat
Frank Notice – Hold On We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants Doormat

How many times have you let your visitors wait before you open the door? Long enough to make them knock again? They surely heard you are home, and what were you doing then? Running around to find your pants, isn’t it? This frank notice doormat tells it all, guess what will be their first sentence when you open the door? Got the pants on already? 😉

Bonkers score: 9/10

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2. Joyful Here Comes Amazon Doormat

Joyful Here Comes Amazon Doormat
Joyful Here Comes Amazon Doormat

Are you Amazon’s most loyal customer? Amazon, you and your delivery man know it very well, you neighbours probably too. Receiving an Amazon order for many is the most awaited time of the day, seeing the delivery man makes you feel excited, doesn’t it? Make them feel good with this joyful Here Comes Amazon doormat, show them how much you like to see them.

Bonkers score: 7/10

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3. Warning – Don’t Knock Unless I Married You Birthed You Or Ordered Food From You Doormat

Warning - Don’t Knock Unless I Married You Birthed You Or Ordered Food From You Doormat
Warning – Don’t Knock Unless I Married You Birthed You Or Ordered Food From You Doormat

Do you need any more information? This person’s priorities are clearly stated on this doormat. Not sure what would happen if you knocked on the door and were not one of the mentioned persons. Probably you are not welcomed here, the warning is clear, would you risk it? 😉

Bonkers score: 9/10

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4. Polite Request – Just Text Us When You’re Here No Need To Knock And Get The Dogs Involved Doormat

Polite Request - Just Text Us When You’re Here No Need To Knock And Get The Dogs Involved Doormat
Polite Request – Just Text Us When You’re Here No Need To Knock And Get The Dogs Involved Doormat

Dog owners know this too well. The dogs go crazy when someone is knocking on the door or waiting on the doormat. They may scare the thieves but also regular visitors. Now you know what to do when you see this doormat when you’re visiting someone with a dog.

Bonkers score: 7/10

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5. Unannounced Visit – Did You Call First Doormat

Unannounced Visit - Did You Call First Doormat
Unannounced Visit – Did You Call First Doormat

Straight to the point, no call, no visit. We don’t want to see you unless we know you are coming. This is what I call home rules. You may call from the doormat too!

Bonkers score: 8/10 

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6. Honest There Is No Reason For You To Be Here Doormat

Honest There Is No Reason For You To Be Here Doormat
Honest There Is No Reason For You To Be Here Doormat

No additional comment is required. This doormat says it all.

Bonkers score: 10/10

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7. Cheeky The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat

Cheeky The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat
Cheeky The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat

This is a very cheeky and totally bonkers doormat. Imagine your neighbours’ reaction to this. Choosing this doormat, are you being sarcastic or just trying to save yourself from a potential burglary? Do thieves even look at doormats? Who knows?

Bonkers score: 10/10

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Which one of the above funny doormats do you like the most or maybe already have one?

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