23 May 2021

Crouching car hidden sword

£34.00

Never crouch behind other cars like an old Geisha. Buy this thing… and from now on use the lightning speed of the Japanese sword!

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Never crouch behind other cars like an old Geisha. Buy this thing… and from now on use the lightning speed of the Japanese sword!

かたな – your device still works well, it means “Japanese sword”. Wear your kimono, enter the car and feel like a Medieval Samurai…at least until you leave the car and become suspected of escaping mental hospital. But don’t worry brother – nobody has to understand what’s going on, most importantly – you will feel unique.

No longer will you need to switch gears like a normal person using the rubber ball with a diagram of how to shift on the top of it, now you can pretend you are a ninja as you swerve between traffic, narrowly escaping with your life as you grasp on to the sword of a thousand truths.

Crouching car hidden sword – remember that cause it’s the worst saying ever!

Samurai Sword Gear Stick Shifter - Katana handle transmission shift knob

BTW have a quick look for an installation guide (super easy)

The ” crouching car hidden sword”t set can easily be installed in most standard cars and comes with a wrench, an adapter, a screw kit, a demolition rod, and complete instructions on how to install the sword shifter.

Samurai Sword Gear Stick Shifter - Katana handle transmission shift knob

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